ialexvause:

pinkmanjesse:

gypped:

hoodrichjay:

I hate when people say “I’m Spanish” like no that’s a language not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m danish” like no that’s a pastry not a nationality

i hate when people say “i’m belgian” like no that’s a waffle not a nationality

I hate when people say “I’m Scottish” like no that’s a badly imitated accent not a nationality

book-worm1:

itseasytoremember:

wicked-is-hella:

itseasytoremember:

I wonder if there are Quidditch “street rules” matches where everyone’s taking liquid luck and all spells are fair game

People have died and gone missing due to Quidditch as it is what are you doing

THEY TURN UP IN A MONTH OR TWO IT’S FINE CALM DOWN

If you say you didn’t read that in the voice of the weasly twins…..you lie!

youreawomannowdie:

redwhiteandblueeyes:

Fitness app where you’re given a random pokemon egg and you have to walk around irl like in the game until a set number of steps until the egg hatches and gives you a random pokemon, then you’re given another egg, and you can collect the pokemon that you hatch by walking

even better: hook this up w an actual Pokemon game where u can transfer the Pokemon u hatch over to ur game

nylooms:

tupacabra:

it’s a metaphor

The best part is that the crab is the symbol for the zodiac sign Cancer, so in a way even the crab itself is a metaphor

officialvarrictethras:

DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN DISLIKE SOMETHING WITHOUT DISRESPECTING THOSE THAT ENJOY IT??

mycroftcakeholmes:

Basically, Sophie Hunter has what every girl wants. 

A DRESS WITH POCKETS. 

(x)

tortellinigirl:

IM AT CHURCH CAMP AND THEY ACCIDENTALLY JUST STARTED PLAYING SHOTS OVER THE LOUD SPEAKERS .
THE FIRST LYRICS ARE LITERALLY “ARE YALL READY TO GET FUCKED UP” .
YOU CANNOT EVEN BEGIN TO IMAGINE THE FACES OF HUNDREDS OF HOMESCHOOLED CHRISTIAN TEENS UPON HEARING A SWEAR
U DONT EVEN KNOW THE PASTORS JUST CASUALLY KEPT DANCING WHILE THEY STRUGGLED TO TURN IT OFF AHHHHAHAHHA